Angie went to pick up David from Gym class and got to talking with the teacher.'Ah, so you're David's mother? Well, he certainly is, uh...energetic.'
Before Angie could ask for a further explanation, David came running up naked and started hopping on one foot.
I get the hopping on one leg bit - he learned this amazing trick only yesterday and he can be quite the show off.
I didn't fully understand the whole 'running around naked' part, but I have long ago accepted that there are many, many things about David that I will never understand.
Angie is apparently unaccepting or just overly curious - possibly both. She started chasing the giggling streaker throughout the gym, tackling him by the benches.
'What the hell do you think you're doing?! Why did you take your clothes off?'
'Chiara did it.'
Oh, of course. That explains it. I completely forgot about Chiara's bizarre tendency to run around and strip our children down in the middle of gym class. Sarah - we need to talk.
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